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Guilty Pleasure Overdose…Someone Call 9-1-FUN!
Chipmunks, I… I can’t even… I mean it’s just so… Deep breath. Okay. I’m having trouble typing because of THIS ARTICLE. Have mercy! Second Husband (Darren Criss) + People’s Sexiest Man Alive photo shoot...
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Merry Christmas to All (But Mostly Me)!
Dear Cherry-Nosed Chipmunks, This post came very close to being a review of the Yule Log offerings on Comcast OnDemand (Yule Dogs?! Hello! Awesome!). But really all I want to say is: I hope you have a...
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Guilty Pleasure Christmas Treasures
Cheesy Chipmunks, this is one of those rare instances when words escape me. So I’ll let pictures do the talking (click on any to enlarge). How was your holiday? And more importantly, when are you...
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Why Polygamy Is the Right Choice For You, Second Husband
In preparation for January 7th, when I shall have my opportunity to see Second Husband, Darren Criss, in the flesh (in his Broadway debut: “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying“), I’ve been...
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Making Guilty Pleasures Proud Since…Well, A While
Chipper Chipmunks, I heard you were looking for a new jam. Or even the remake of an old classic. I have just the song for you, and I really, really, REALLY encourage you to check it out on my guest...
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Darren Criss and I Do Broadway!
Ulghhhh Sunday Happy Sunday, Chipmunks! Here it comes…the post you’ve been waiting for! Yesterday Babs and I headed into Manhattan to see Second Husband, Darren Criss, in his Broadway debut: “How to...
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Your Guilty Pleasure Survival Kit
I feel guilty about the lack of pleasures on this blog as of late. Because of personal and professional duties doodies, I haven’t been able to post as regularly as I would like. (Either that will...
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Second Husband & Go Jules Go: Our First Conversation
So, I maybe had a little too much to drink the other night, and started having an imaginary conversation with Second Husband, Darren Criss (of “Glee” fame). This is that conversation. Honestly, I’m...
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My Bed is Getting Cold
As many of you Chipmunks know, I have a long-standing polyandrous situation in my house. Sure, First Husband, Peppermeister, is great, but…Scrabble…is more fun with extra players. Cue Second Husband,...
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“I Do”-Wop
When my BFF, Jenn, asked how things were going in Plural Marriage-ville, she was surprised by my answer. Here’s a taste of why. Have you ever been in a band, or wish you had been? Any groupies out...
View ArticleIs it…could it be…the BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER?!
THE DAY HAS COME, Chipmunks! The day everyone showers me with attention, compliments, and permission to drink at 9 AM I announce the winner of my latest giveaway! For this contest, I asked you to...
View ArticleSleeping With the Frenemy
I graduated therapy recently. What? You didn’t know that was a thing? After about two and a half years on the couch, including a brief affair with hypnotherapy, I was released. But Go Jules Go, you’re...
View ArticleI’m gonna get WEIRD with it.
“So the ultimate goal, really,” the instructor said, brushing back a curly red lock that had broken loose from her bun, “is to start seeing the whole world this way: a universe filled with divinely...
View ArticleOne is Silver and the Other is…Old
“When you’re a kid, age matters a lot,” Babs, my mom, said the other day. We were lounging on her living room sofa killing time before her friends, Dick and Fern, came over for dinner. Hang on. What’s...
View ArticleOH MY GOD I KNOW HER
Oh, cherubic little Chipmunks. I don’t like to brag, but… …I know some pretty awesome people. Like, Darren Criss shirtless-level awesome. Sometimes they even let me pimp them out on this here blog. The...
View ArticleTiny Living vs. Living Small
It’s eight steps from my living room loveseat to the bathroom. Seven steps from the bathroom to my bed. Twenty-four steps -two flights down- from my kitchenette to the front door. Over the past...
View ArticleI’ve Hit the Shallow End
DISCLAIMER: Names have been changed because this is a very, very small town. What’s that? How’s my dating life going, you ask? Well, after the guy who yelled at me and the guy who scarred my friend for...
View ArticleThe Secret to Running a Marathon (During a Pandemic…Or Ever)
Clunk. Clunk. Clunk. Two dozen ice cubes hit the bottom of six water bottles. I paused halfway, switching hands, my left fingers already numb from reaching into the ice bin for the eighth time. Uncle...
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